Four Things and a Snarky One Too.

From rk and id:

Four Jobs I have had in my life:

1. Page in a Library
2. Newsgroups Administrator
3. MVP Lead
4. Clerk in a Convenience Store
5. Snarky:  Susie Jobs
   

(The only) Four Places I have lived in my life (if you don't count college):

1. Gardner, MA
2. Quincy, MA
3. Pineville, NC
4. Seattle, WA
5. Snarky:  All of them.  Pretty sure I haven't been dead anywhere.

Four TV Shows that I watch:

1. Countdown with Keith Olberman
2. Reno 911
3. Dr. Who
4. Jericho
5. Snarky:  Only Four?  In no particular order?  The hell you say...

Four places I have been:

1. Moscow, USSR (it was still USSR then)
2. At both ends of I90.
3. Maui.
4. Vegas, baby.
5. Snarky:  Pacific.  Great theatre, sucky mall.

Four people who email me regularly (likely in order of number of mails):

1. People peddling penis enlargement pills.
2. The Irish National Lottery
3. Nigerian people who want me to launder money.
4. My Wife
5. Snarky:  Like I need to add more snark to this one.

Four of my favorite foods:

1. Bacon.
2. Cheese.
3. Bacon combined with cheese in some manner.
4. A flatliner.
5. Snarky:  Free and good.
   

Four places I would rather be right now:

1. With my wife.
2. Working for a startup.
3. On a balanceball playing Xbox.
4. On a different planet, exploring new worlds and civilizations.
5. Snarky:  in ur base, killin ur doods OR someplace where people don't ask stupid question like 'What's a lolcat?'

Four people I think will respond:

1. Uhhh.
2. Urrr.....
3. Well....
4. I only have three readers and one of them have already done this and one other doesn't blog.
5. Not snarky, just sad.