Earworms du Jour

In an effort to share the pain, I wanted to send along these two wonderful links, and no, I'm not trying to Rickroll[1] ya.

First, everybody look at your hands!  And now, everyone .. err.. mumble!

What gets me are the lyrics.  They're... well, on the first hand, vaguely incomprehensible.  Not the words themselves, but the particular order they go in.  I mean, really, go read it.  "Everybody look at your hands"?  Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

And, on the second hand, they're just plain incomprehensible.  Even when you know the lyrics to it, it's just... It just doesn't make sense.

[1]  Ok, maybe that time I was.  But not this time.[2]

[2]  Ok, maybe that time too.  This one is real.  Really.