Wedding Update (yes, another one)

So, I finished the RSVP cards (more or less).

They got changed from the original design, which was:

Front:
I would love to join you:
_ On the evening of Dec 22nd in Gardner, MA and I will be bringing _ guests.
_ On June 22nd, 2008 somewhere near Seattle, WA and I will be bringing _ guests.
_ I regret that I won't be able to join you for either occasion.
_ I don't regret that I won't be able to join you for either occasion.

Back:
Regardless of whether you will be joining us, we would like to keep everyone updated on the wedding, so we ask for your email address so that we can send out updates. We will not share your email address with anyone, unless we really need the money to pay for the wedding. Kidding. Your email is safe with us. ______________

Please bless us with this information, so that we can give you information like updated directions.

Now, for all those who just said 'That whole don't regret thing is a little snarky, don't you think?'.... Have you *met* me?

After doing about 15 cards over the course of two nights, I realized it just wasn't going to work.

What will the end result cards look like? You'll have to wait and see...